Whoever can tell me what movie the title/quote comes from gets a prize.
The other day I was getting ready for work when I received a text message from one of my sisters, it said:
“I sat down and [my pants] cut off the circulation to my upper body.”
I tried not to laugh, but then I realized she probably sent the message to make me laugh. Don’t you just hate it when- in the words of Chingy- you have to “jump up and down just to put ‘em on, wiggle it around just to put ‘em on, [and] lay back on the bed just to zip them up?”
I sure do.
I swear I’m not obsessed with diets and big butts. It’s just that my shorts are a smidgen tight around the waist and I got to thinking…
I hate it when you take off your pants at the end of the day and there is that huge red indent on your stomach. And it kind of itches and burns for a few minutes...That's when you know it's no more sweeties!
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in middle school I would wear my pants so loose that they would fall down when I stood up. As you can imagine, this led to very many embarrassing moments in the movie theater.
ReplyDeleteMayna, I just bought the Brazil Butt Lift! Tight, round, curvy ass...here we come :-)
ReplyDeleteHa Ha good 'ol Dick eh? Sometimes I think tight pants really have an effect on brain cells.
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