Monday, December 14, 2009

Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoats#2

My amazing technicolor dream coats are becoming a pain in the ass. I switch coats so often that I forget which coat pocket I left my keys in. I'm locked out for the second time in 3 days.

I was going to wear my purple peacoat but then thought, no it's not cold enough for that, today is a pink leather jacket kind of day. Well I'm sitting on my front step in my pink jacket and my keys are in the pocket of my purple coat in my room.

I'm thinking about getting my dad's ax out of the garage and pulling a Jack Torrance on the front door.
At least it's not snowing.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Malaina and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoats

Instead of working on my semester paper for English 316 (due tomorrow), I've decided to blog about my crazy obsession with coats.


I can't seem to stop buying them. Buying a new coat is as exciting as buying a new pair of shoes or a new purse. Just when I tell myself, "OK Malaina, this is the LAST coat, you don't need any more!"- I see a one-of-a-kind, hot pink leather jacket in a shop in Buenos Aires, or a vibrant, orange pea coat that's on sale because of Black Friday. How am I supposed to pass up these opportunities? It's not like I'm going back to Buenos Aires anytime soon, or Black Friday comes more than once a year- you gotta' strike while the iron is hot!

People tell me I'm ridiculous, but the only thing ridiculous is my shockingly small amount of closet space.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Soap Box

I am taking an evolutionary biology class and lab as part of my biology major requirements at BYU. It has been one of the most interesting biology classes I've taken- it's like everything has been building up to this one class. The theory of evolution really is the "all-encompassing" theory in biology- it includes genetics, molecular biology, ecology, anatomy- everything having to do with biology. The theory of evolution and LDS doctrine are not incompatible. Though we don't know for sure how the Lord created the world and man, I think He used evolution.

The BYU College of Life Sciences is not allowed to advertise campus-wide guest lecturers or seminars dealing with evolution. It kind of irritates me that anything having to do with evolution is "stashed away" in the biology building. This means that when really big and important guest lecturers in the field come, they get stuck in some dinky little room because we're not allowed to use one of the big auditoriums on campus for discussions on evolution. BYU will, however, advertise all over campus when creation "scientists" come; creation science is not science and I think it's dumb that BYU gives it more attention than an actual scientific theory. Don't get me wrong, I do believe that we were created by God, I just don't think science can be used to prove it. Science and religion offer two very different ways for knowing things.

I'm ready to step off my soap box now.

In my evolutionary biology lab, we studied behavioral traits and evolution with betta fish (males are very aggressive and will kill each other if put in the same bowl). Don't worry, we didn't pull a Michael Vick, the fish were treated very humanely. They stayed in separate containers the whole time.

In what other class would you get to take a fish home as a "handout"? All I get in my stupid archaeology class are some lame papers I'll never look at again.

This is Trixie (it's a male but I like the name Trixie).
After class, I carried him all over school (instead of crazy cat lady, I was crazy fish lady)...


... and then transferred him to his new home when I got to my house.



I think Trixie is more purple now than when I first got him.

This here is a female betta fish:

Ladies: have you ever woken up in the morning, looked at yourself in the mirror and thought, Damn. Men don't have to mess with their hair or put on a ton of makeup to look decent.

What I'm getting at, is that males are really the fairer sex, not females. Look at the majority of species in nature- males are more flashy and beautiful- peacocks, ducks (females are the ugly brown ones), betta fish, and humans (I would argue). I finally found out why this is- it's called sexual dimorphism.

Females devote a lot of energy, resources and time to producing offspring. They have to gestate (or lay eggs instead), give birth, and then raise the offspring- a lot of times in nature males will do their thing and then run off. Males do not typically devote as much energy or resources when they reproduce. Females are really choosy when it comes to mating- they put all this work into producing offspring so they don't want any old male.

The male has to attract the female- get her to choose him... males evolved to be more beautiful for this reason. The male needs bright colors, feathers, big horns, display behaviors or whatever, to get the female to choose him. What's interesting, is that if you find a species where the male puts more energy into reproducing, the female will be more attractive than the male because she has to get him to choose her.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Hawkeye=Frontier Hotness

The Last of the Mohicans with Daniel Day-Lewis is one of my all-time favorite movies.


During a battle scene when Nathaniel "Hawkeye" ran through the battlefield to save Cora, my mom stepped out of her room to watch through the doorway. When Hawkeye obliterated the fool that tried to slit Cora's throat my mom exclaimed,

"That there is some frontier hotness!"

I totally agree...


The waterfall scene:
"Stay alive! No matter what occurs, I will find you...
No matter how long it takes, no matter how far.
I will find you..."

Sigh....

Thanks to youtube you can watch it too!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Mika-Big Girl

My mom mentioned in her blog that she was a big fan of Mika.

I looked on youtube after reading her blog and found this video- I really like it :)

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

I'm Going to Dallas

I'm sitting in the Salt Lake airport right now. I'm going to Dallas for a research conference- I'll be presenting a poster on the research I did over the summer in Mario Capecchi's lab.

The last few days have been completely insane! I think I'm going insane. Don't ask me why but I waited until last night to re-format my poster. Could have been the midterm in advanced molecular biology and a midterm in physics that ate up my entire weekend. I thought it would take a few hours... HA! I was up until 3:00 messing around with it and frantically trying to print it out at Kinko's around 8:00 this morning.

It looks pretty good right?


I started throwing clothes into a suitcase around 3:00AM...hopefully I didn't forget anything important.

I'm excited to see the friends I made over the summer and to get away for a while.

I'm also curious to see if everything really is bigger in Texas.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

In Loving Memory...

Sugar has been part of our family for nearly 11 years. She passed away tonight from pneumonia. I loved this cat. We all loved her- she was well taken care of.


Not many cats have traveled across the world and back. Everyone loved Sugar, you could tell they were amazed by her voluptuous size.



Every morning when I'd get up and start getting ready for the day Sugar would waddle over and "talk" to me. I would always talk back of course.

She's not going to be there tomorrow morning and that makes me really sad.